Hey blog, what's up.

By Jon Hillenbrand In Photography, Stories

Hi blog, how’s it going? Yeah, it’s been a while. Well, things are really busy with me. I mean, I’m really busy at work, as you know. But, what I guess I’m trying to say is, we’re different. You know? I mean, you’re great. So great. You’re awesome in a lot of ways, and I think that you would just be happier with another blogger. I mean, you are always demanding, no, not demanding. I didn’t mean that. What I meant to write was that you seem to me to be always asking for me to write posts in you. And sometimes I just feel like we are drifting apart.

This whole relationship feels like it’s kind of one sided. And I don’t mean that there’s something wrong with you or me. It’s just that I want to be the sort of man that wants to write in you all the time. And I do. But not as often as I think you want me to. It’s like we are two separate entities, both intelligent. You’re really flexible and I’m always surprised at some of the things you can do. Like the whole thing about being able to show pics, AND you resize them automatically. That’s great. That’s really great. But then there’s the whole thing about the text spacing being weird sometimes. And I don’t mean that as a criticism, but you know, I’m just looking for something that’s more accurate. And hey, that’s me. Right? I mean, I’m crazy to be thinking about this. Am I? I mean, do you think this is all coming out of left field?

You can’t tell me that this is coming as a complete surprise. Look, you are all about updating and organizing my posts and that’s cool. But sometimes I like to not write in you because I just want to live my life. But then I feel guilty for not writing in you, and I know that’s what you want…what you were made for.

Look, I know you’re cool. Maybe we should just take a break and see how we both feel. Let’s talk in a few days and see what’s up. I’m not looking around at any other blogging programs or anything, I’m just sitting at home playing video games. So like, if you need to hear from me or something, I can totally talk. But I think we should both take some time and think. Anyway, I’ll see you soon, OK? In the meantime, here’s a pic I made while fingerpainting in Photoshop.

What do you think?