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JON HILLENBRAND
JON HILLENBRAND

A GALLERY OF THOUGHTS AND IMAGES

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Photography The White Party

Crowdsourcing

Jon Hillenbrand, June 30, 2012December 30, 2015

I love the term “crowdsourcing”.  In a nutshell, it involves giving a problem to an undefined group of people to solve, similar to outsourcing but specifically to an undefined group rather than a specialized party or team.  Companies can do this on the web in order to create solutions to…

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Payoff

Jon Hillenbrand, January 20, 2012December 30, 2015

These bobcat snowplows look even more bad-ass in 6 inches of snow, but no one seems to remember where the keys are, I guess.

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Base, foul and annoying

Jon Hillenbrand, January 17, 2012December 30, 2015

A lesser man might take to his blog to complain about his coworkers.  The total and complete lack of work ethic might bother this man.  Seeing them playing video games all day while this man slaves away at the less glamorous aspects of photography might make this man cringe and…

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Anticipation

Jon Hillenbrand, January 11, 2012December 30, 2015

Sometimes you preposition snow plows when the forecast calls for 5-8 inches of snow.  In Chicago, this is a good practice.

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THE YEAR IN PHOTOS – 2011

Jon Hillenbrand, December 22, 2011December 30, 2015

In 2011, I shot more than 20,000 photos, keeping around 17,000 of them, at 343 photo shoots (not including physician headshots).  Someone in my office suggested that I do a, “Photos of the Year,” but narrowing down 17,000+ photos to 24 or so that are the best is maybe too…

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A Day in the Life

Jon Hillenbrand, November 22, 2011December 30, 2015

Recently, the town I live in held a small photo contest on facebook.  They asked local photographers to shoot “A Day in the Life of Evanston”.  I thought this could be a good idea if people participated.  So I put the date into my calendar and set myself up to…

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Amazing Women

Jon Hillenbrand, August 5, 2011October 17, 2019

LOOKING NOT FINDING Looking online for someone to date is like shopping for a car.  Too old, too young, wrong color, wrong features, looks like high-maintenance hotness, looks perfect but the seller won’t contact me back, etc.    The good thing about shopping online for someone to date is when…

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ARC

Jon Hillenbrand, July 27, 2011October 17, 2019

Automatic Relationship Compensation (ARC).  I’ve discovered that I suffer from ARC after I bought my first car.  The concept is this: the more my romantic life suffers, the more money I spend on my car.  After three years of on and off with a girl I was dating, my car…

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Sexahol

Jon Hillenbrand, July 17, 2011October 17, 2019

High school was a strange time of pre-internet sexlessness and adults warning me endlessly in varying filmstrips and interrupted lesson plans of the dangers of “Peer Pressure”. Peer Pressure (PP), I capitalize both letters intentionally, was something as strange and mysterious as any drug but with the added danger of…

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Glimpse

Jon Hillenbrand, June 1, 2011October 17, 2019

Don’t you just hate it when every time you go out to eat near the building where your ex works, you think you are going to see her, but you never do?  The only thing you can do every time you enter the outdoor seating area is quickly scan everyone’s…

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You are now pregnant with oil

Jon Hillenbrand, March 23, 2011October 17, 2019

Listening to Moulin Rouge’s final scene on YouTube while editing pregnancy test photos is a great multitasking combination.  Earlier during the photo shoot, we didn’t have any urine to drop into the pregnancy test (thank goodness), so we used water which I am coloring yellow in very careful mouse moves. …

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Photography Workflow

Jon Hillenbrand, March 15, 2011October 17, 2019

This may initially look complicated but this is the photography workflow that I currently use including the route from initial captured image, through ingestion and processing, distribution and eventually to archiving. INGESTION: Through Adobe Photoshop Lightroom, images are copied to a working internal hard drive on my PC.  During this…

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My Version of Inception

Jon Hillenbrand, March 1, 2011October 17, 2019

So, after typing my last post which was about the recent increase in surprises in my life, and after proofing and publishing it, SURPRISE!, only half of the post was published.  Everything I added after previewing the post was deleted forever.  That goes into the, “Bad Surprises,” category of course.  But the more…

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Supplies!

Jon Hillenbrand, March 1, 2011October 17, 2019

I don’t squeeze my toothpaste tube up from the bottom the way everyone else does because I like there to be some surprises in my life.  Like, “Hey, there’s a whole ‘nother glob of extra toothpaste over here in this part!  Just when I thought I was running out!”  Unfortunately,…

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Car Show Girl

Jon Hillenbrand, January 24, 2011October 17, 2019

The Chicago Auto Show is coming up again soon and that means there’s a chance I’ll see her again.  Wait, who?  The girl from the car show!  More on her later.  Silly, I know.  The statistics for attendance at the CAS are unreal with millions of people jammed into ten…

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