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JON HILLENBRAND
JON HILLENBRAND

A GALLERY OF THOUGHTS AND IMAGES

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Photography

Kick the habit

Jon Hillenbrand, June 5, 2008October 17, 2019

Jerking the trigger, focusing with one eye closed and complacency with exposure are just some of the bad habits that I struggle with as a professional photographer. Where do these repetitive behaviors come from? Memory? Memories are collections of energy in neurons distributed throughout the brain connected together by things…

Photography

The self portrait

Jon Hillenbrand, June 3, 2008October 17, 2019

This is a picture I took of my hand while shooting physicians on-location one day. I didn’t have a stand-in other than a medical skeleton, so I shot my hand to see how the lights were looking. But I think it would be a funny series to shoot my hand…

Photography

French Vanilla

Jon Hillenbrand, May 30, 2008October 17, 2019

Honey Nut Chex combined with vanilla-flavored soy milk is the second most delicious thing I’ve ever tasted. By the way, thanks a lot French language, you jerk. I started out the first sentence of this post capitalizing almost every word. I had to go back and change them all back…

Poetry

The future remains, as always, uncertain

Jon Hillenbrand, May 30, 2008December 30, 2015

I may not have all of the answers, but I know what I know. I’ve drunk lessons from the fire hose, most of it getting away from me. I’ve filled my cup with what I know, and periodically pour it most of the way out onto the pavement like tears…

Photography

This is my face

Jon Hillenbrand, May 30, 2008October 17, 2019

So I shaved off my goatee a few days ago, and so far no one has noticed, not even my sister or mother. I know one person who will probably notice when I see her on Saturday. But she probably won’t say anything either because of the recent unpleasantness. The…

Photography

RTFM

Jon Hillenbrand, May 29, 2008October 17, 2019

So I re-read the manual to the Nikon SB-800 speedlights that I use here at work and I discovered two things that were, in the corporate parlance of our times, big ah-ha’s to me. See, when we first got these strobes, I read up on them and knew that some…

Photography

Crowd watching ‘Otters Holding Hands’ Officially Annoying

Jon Hillenbrand, May 29, 2008October 17, 2019

Have you ever seen the Youtube video of two otters holding hands? Kinda cute. But if you listen to the crowd of idiots watching these two otters, it reminds me of how other people are always getting involved in my relationships. Seems like you can’t show any bit of attention…

Photography

Killer Downtime Claims Victim

Jon Hillenbrand, May 20, 2008October 17, 2019

I’m sure no one has ever died from downtime. I can only imagine the downtime that soldiers or combat photographers have. Stories of hours of sheer boredom followed by moments of sheer terror permeate the milblogs on the net. Personally, I almost never have downtime. But when I do, it’s…

Photography

Does the British Mafia use cricket bats to break kneecaps?

Jon Hillenbrand, April 11, 2008October 17, 2019

There are many cultural differences between members of separate nations. Often these differences come about because of the different sports that those nations play. I’m nearly an outcast in my own country with my knowledge of rally car racing and Formula 1, sports largely ignored by my fellow Yanks. While…

Photography

Crime and Punishment

Jon Hillenbrand, April 10, 2008October 17, 2019

One of the biggest crimes perpetrated by the company that I work for is that habitually the simple jerks get promoted and stay in charge for years. One of these people in particular is especially adept at using people and making them feel much less than what they are worth….

Photography

The Group Shot

Jon Hillenbrand, April 9, 2008October 17, 2019

The other night as I was folding laundry, I realized that photos apply importance unfairly. Take something totally ordinary, and if you get a good shot of it, or even a bad shot of it, it’s suddenly more important. This is especially true when talking about the group shot. Unlike…

Photography

Hey blog, what's up.

Jon Hillenbrand, April 1, 2008October 17, 2019

Hi blog, how’s it going? Yeah, it’s been a while. Well, things are really busy with me. I mean, I’m really busy at work, as you know. But, what I guess I’m trying to say is, we’re different. You know? I mean, you’re great. So great. You’re awesome in a…

Photography

Not too much about photography in this blog

Jon Hillenbrand, March 15, 2008October 17, 2019

So there, I admit it. But what the heck? Can’t stick to one subject your whole life, can you? So this post will be about photography. I am hella busy right now at work. If you want to know what it’s like as a staff photographer at a major corporation,…

Photography

I could be a song writer

Jon Hillenbrand, March 3, 2008October 17, 2019

So my friend Rikki challenged me by saying that I wouldn’t be a good song writer after I wrote something lame to her. So I took up the challenge and asked her to give me a subject and I would write a song about it. But I couldn’t wait, so…

Photography

Let's lean over and puke it out, people

Jon Hillenbrand, March 3, 2008October 17, 2019

So, did I write about Pookie? He was gone, everyone said he was dead. 18 years old or something. A great run for an awesome cat. And then he showed up all, “Um how about some water?” A week later, the p’s are back to ignoring him again and keeping…

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