Supplies! Jon Hillenbrand, March 1, 2011October 17, 2019 I don’t squeeze my toothpaste tube up from the bottom the way everyone else does because I like there to be some surprises in my life. Like, “Hey, there’s a whole ‘nother glob of extra toothpaste over here in this part! Just when I thought I was running out!” Unfortunately, the most recent surprises in my life aren’t as pleasant. Recently I was asked to photograph a check presentation at the Chicago Auto Show. Seemed like a boring way to attend the CAS, but then I got a nice surprise that I was getting to go on Media Day! No crowds, no strollers, free entry, woo hoo! But then I had another surprise. The free parking that I found wasn’t allowed for CAS attendees. So for the two or so hours that I was there, I was worried that I would come back to an empty space as Nelson drove by and yelled, “Haw haw!” But surprise! My car was still there! The beauty of the auto show masks the armies of tow trucks waiting outside to remove the crappy cars you already own Other recent surprises have been equally mixed. I discovered a cabinet in my kitchen that I hadn’t opened in like a year (I don’t cook much). I looked inside and found candlesticks, wine glasses and fabric napkins. Oooh la la, how romantic. And surprise! There’s that missing pillow case you gave up on mixed in with the napkins. Later, I went to make a sandwich. Surprise! Half the bread you left out has been eaten by something. Remember that annoying rattling plastic sound you heard the other night when you were at the computer? Yeah, that was some animal in the kitchen ten feet away from you. Freeloading mouse can't get enough of my gourmet bread Guessing it’s a mouse, and feeling smarter than the old saying, “You can’t make a better mouse trap,” I designed my own mouse trap: Note the ingenious and largely redundant suspended "second bait" It had to be non-lethal because what the heck, it’s just trying to get some food. The next day, however, I discovered that the bait that I put out wasn’t up to the mouse’s standards. My friend Tera suggested that I bait it with bread since it seemed to be craving carbs, as if the mouse were preparing for some mouse marathon. Probably a good idea, but surprise, surprise, I disassembled the trap and decided to just not leave bread out anymore figuring that the mouse will move on. Surprise, I can hear it digging at the base moulding from the inside of the walls now. Creepy. Photography Thoughts babysittingcar prisoncarschildrendrawingphotographytowing
Photography Not a stone, just a man June 15, 2007October 17, 2019 But I gather no moss. I went running tonight, for the first time in a while. What was my motivation? Some show on TV of overweight British women trekking through the jungle. I didn’t have one of those moments where I said to myself, “If they can do it, so… Read More
Photography Does the British Mafia use cricket bats to break kneecaps? April 11, 2008October 17, 2019 There are many cultural differences between members of separate nations. Often these differences come about because of the different sports that those nations play. I’m nearly an outcast in my own country with my knowledge of rally car racing and Formula 1, sports largely ignored by my fellow Yanks. While… Read More
Photography Not too much about photography in this blog March 15, 2008October 17, 2019 So there, I admit it. But what the heck? Can’t stick to one subject your whole life, can you? So this post will be about photography. I am hella busy right now at work. If you want to know what it’s like as a staff photographer at a major corporation,… Read More