I was just emailed this question from a client for an upcoming photo shoot I will be working:
Jon, do you need any special arrangements for the luncheon on 6/27? – Let me know – Thanks,
(name withheld to protect the innocent)
Here was my reply:
I will need the following items:
- All gloss-black trailer with a single white star on the door, no name.
- The trailer should have a 12 speaker Bose sound system and all my songs loaded onto the player, and good lighting inside
- Ice box full of Desani water, not Ice Mountain
- Fresh Lipton Iced Tea made with the Desani bottled water every hour with two ice cubes per glass, no more, no less
- A Chia Pet – type doesn’t matter
- One apple picked at the start of the apple picking season – I’ll know
- A Honda or Yamaha 4-wheeler ATV
- 60 packages of 3 or 30 packages of 6 golf balls and one 5-iron (titanium)
- Stainless steel bucket
- Astroturf with embedded golf tee
- 12-foot ladder
- 10 Ray-ban men’s sunglasses styles to choose from
- 10-DG sunglasses in women’s styles – not for me
- Alienware computer with high-end 5.1 speakers, 26” widescreen monitor, Saitek FCS HOTAS, and TrackIR head tracking system
- High-Speed Internet access
- Some cokes
- A pug (for my sister)
- Collar and leash
- 15 assorted kinds of incense
- All leather surfaces will need to be removed and replaced with suede or cashmere
- 50 bottle rockets
- 60 packages of Snickers Crunchers (for my other sister)
- 60 packages of PB Twix (for my friends)
- Fannie May Turtles (quite a few)
- A good collection of country music CDs or MP3s (doesn’t matter which bands as long as they are popular)
- A plasma sphere at least 24 inches in diameter
- Bed with at least 1200 thread count sheets and artificial down comforter and pillows
- Disco ball
- Dog walking service on standby
- Alarm clock with three alarms that can be individually set for weekdays and weekends
- The King Of Queens seasons 1-8 on DVD
- Access to a Ferrari F430 or Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder at a moments notice
I think it’s a pretty good list! Important Life question, “What would your Rockstar request list look like?”